
So Proud Card
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Cover: the other day I was missing you a lot and it was getting pretty annoying so I decided to try to imagine you being really mean to something, like a puppy or baby chickens or something, but nothing really worked as it just didn't add up that you would do that. I mean, I've actually seen you around baby chickens. You are super respectful. So after a while of that not working I tried thinking of you bein mean to mythical creatures. I imagined you chasing unicorns with a whip and a torch, burning the grass as you went. but eventually in that scenario, it turned out the unicorns were actually evil and you were purging the field of their poisonous hoof prints. You had made a whip from a sacred willow ...
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